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The ER

A bulky man – a fat, bulky man – burst through the doors of the ER. In a flurry of swearing, sweat, and a little girl’s tears came the man, cradling a small girl curled into the fetal position – more so to grasp desperately for her stomach than for effect. The two burst into the room with quite an entrance that drew the attention of everyone else in the room. The large, hulking man ran straight into the reception counter, cracking his knee hard against the solid wood that lined the counter. “My daughter needs medical attention, now!” said the man. He could be heard from any corner of the room. “Sorry sir,” was the cool

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Corporate Fat-CatsCorporate Fat-Cats and the Like
I didn’t become a celebrity or anything after doing what I did, whatever I had was short lived at best. I liked it that way though; I prefer to stay out of the spotlight. I can’t seem to understand the obsession people have with stuff like that. The whole thing really just bothers the hell out of me. I decided to quit after that – for the most part. I do enjoy telling about my experience though, to anyone who cares to listen. I get a kick out of the stupid reactions I always get. I’m still looking for that person who actually understands me instead of just chocking my off as insane – or whatever st Corporate Fat-Cats
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The ERA bulky man – a fat, bulky man – burst through the doors of the ER. In a flurry of swearing, sweat, and a little girl’s tears came the man, cradling a small girl curled into the fetal position – more so to grasp desperately for her stomach than for effect. The two burst into the room with quite an entrance that drew the attention of everyone else in the room. The large, hulking man ran straight into the reception counter, cracking his knee hard against the solid wood that lined the counter. “My daughter needs medical attention, now!” said the man. He could be heard from any corner of the room. “Sorry sir,” was the cool The ER
by ~unrealSurreal

It's Almost IronicThere was an accident on our bridge yesterday. I’m not sure what time it happened, I don’t watch the news. We drove by it on the way home after a particularly rough night; at least for me. I felt like shit and there was a slight awkward air in the car. (The ventilation couldn’t have helped it.) But for that moment I forgot about my stomach woes and the air lifted itself from our presence. I realized, as we watched that horrible pile up, that everything would be alright. And that did so much more than any pill could have done. Then we passed by. It's Almost Ironic
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Atlas... AlmostCement shoes Are most comfortable. Lead vests Will keep you warm at night. Head bands Are nice restraints. They work better Than all the worn Shoe laces. Chewing gum and my old, Tired expression. All of which Add to the weight Of all the world’s Heavy souls. Atlas... Almost
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Attention SeekingBollocks to the lot of you! This is my new hat!
But it looks exactly like your old hat, Charles.
It’s my new hat! It’s a new fucking hat!!!
There’s no need to use so many exclamation marks, Charles.
!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
Now you’re just being silly. Attention Seeking
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compression of a multitudeI think I've become one of the others
sweeping glances through interlaced fingers lightly
together in a dustpan buffet of glass and old bread crumbs
wishing against winter-scented guests
looking for the answers in all of your questionable apparel
dotted by spirits

wondering when you'll come home
with the ice dripping from your reputable lapels
hoping to see you in your darkness
in her death
in your mourning
god knows you can't possibly deserve it
but splinters fester and certainly make themselves
unforgettable and old love is much lik compression of a multitude
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kill your god, kill your tv
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Wow, I'm Impressed

Wed Jan 31, 2007, 10:17 PM

Mood: Euphoric
Listening to: Discovery the Daft Punk album
Reading: The Great Gatsby

I just started a forum so writers could gather and share with each other and generally just be a happy group. Well, it went over better than I ever thought! I got a ton of amazing work within ten minutes and it just kept coming. I sat and read every peice anyone submitted. I was reading for atleast a good two hours (added in time to comment/fav/watch). Hopefully it doesn't die off right quick. I also got my short story a little exposure. It was great to hear from you all and I thank you all for your kind words and helpful comments. I also would like to thank anyone in advance you may comment in the future. (Wouldn't want you to feel left out.)

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Interests: Music, writing, and general nonsense
Favourite movie: The Seven Samurai, The Squid and The Whale, Factotum
Favourite band or musician: Xiu Xiu, Wolf Parade, Final Fantasy, Godspeed You! Black Emperor (too many more to fit)
Favourite genre of music: Indie rock, art rock, experimental, (too much music, can't fit, ask me to talk about music some
Favourite artist: Salvador Dali, Rene Magritte
Favourite poet or writer: Charles Bukowski, J.D. Salinger
Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition
MP3 player of choice: My iPod
Favourite game: Wario Ware
Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo 64, Super Nintendo
Tools of the Trade: Expression

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~jessica35 Feb 1, 2007, 8:36:31 AM

thanx for the watch

~Unibomber703 Jan 31, 2007, 10:50:09 PM

Wow! Thanks very much for the watch!

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~xyouandmex Jan 13, 2007, 10:41:59 PM

ryan!
yo guy haha
i dont quite understand this thing yet....
im trying to figure out how to add you to ....a freindslist???

haha

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